Your Head Weighs
Ten Pounds.
Tech neck isn’t a posture issue. It’s a physics problem. Every degree you tilt forward multiplies the load on your cervical spine. By 60 degrees, your neck supports the equivalent of 60 pounds of force, all day, at a screen. TechNeckRx sends certified Necksperts to your Seattle office to treat it at the source.
0° neutral = 10–12 lbs.
15° forward = 27 lbs · 30° = 40 lbs
45° = 49 lbs · 60° = 60 lbs
Tech Neck Is an Epidemic Hiding in Your Open Floor Plan
Your team is brilliant. They are also slowly wrecking their cervical spines at premium workstations. Tech neck, the chronic forward flexion caused by screen culture, is the defining occupational injury of the knowledge economy.
It presents as headaches, shoulder tension, reduced concentration, and the low-grade misery employees describe as “just being tired.” It is not that.
It is a ten-pound bowling ball balanced on a segmented column of bone, held by muscles built for occasional heavy lifting, not eight continuous hours of slight anterior tilt.
We have a protocol for that.
It All Started
With a Spine.
In 1962, Seattle hosted the World’s Fair, the Century 21 Exposition, and built a monument so audaciously strange it still defines the skyline: the Space Needle.
Early concept sketches showed a hot air balloon tethered to the ground. What emerged looked, to anyone paying attention, like a perfect structural metaphor: a spine holding up a bowling ball.
That image, weight at the top, segmented column below, engineered to sustain impossible loads, became the founding geometry of TechNeckRx.
We are, in a sense, in the same business the architects of 1962 were in: keeping remarkable things upright under extraordinary pressure.
The Space Needle rises 605 feet on a base engineered to withstand 200 mph winds and a 9.1 magnitude earthquake. Its principle is identical to good cervical spine biomechanics: distributed load, active support, flexible foundation.
Our work shirts honor the era that built it: the optimism, the precision, the quietly radical belief that human ingenuity could solve the problems human ingenuity creates.
That’s still the idea. We just work on smaller structures.
On-Site. In-Office.
Straight to the Problem.
We don’t sell gym memberships or webinars about posture. We send trained, licensed therapists to your Seattle workplace and put hands on the tissue actually causing the problem. No intake forms, no commuting, no lost afternoon. Sessions are fully clothed and need no setup.
Chair Massage Sessions
The core offering. Fifteen to thirty-minute therapeutic sessions at your workstation, targeting the full tech-neck anatomy: upper trapezius, levator scapulae, suboccipitals and scalenes. Fully clothed, no setup required.
Ergonomic Assessment
A Neckspert walks your floor and identifies the workstation setups, monitor heights and seated habits creating the problem. Written report included. Actionable, not academic.
Team Wellness Residency
Scheduled recurring visits, weekly, biweekly or monthly, with a dedicated Neckspert assigned to your team. We learn your office, your people and your specific tension patterns.
Ask a Certified
Neckspert™
Every TechNeckRx practitioner completes the Neckspert Protocol, a specialized training track in chair-massage technique, cervical assessment and tech-neck treatment built specifically for the corporate environment.
They are not spa therapists reassigned to your break room. They are ergonomic specialists who happen to wear bowling-league shirts. The shirt is the uniform. The stitched name above the brand is the credential.
When there’s a question about your neck, your posture, or why your right shoulder hurts more than your left:
This Isn't a Perk.
It's Preventive Maintenance.
We could tell you massage feels good. You already know that. What you might not know is that it’s backed by the same research bodies that inform your health plan, and increasingly, the doctors writing your prescriptions.
None of it requires a prescription, a copay, or your team leaving the building. It requires a chair, twenty minutes, and a Neckspert.
Pick Your Protocol.
Starter
- One 3-hour on-site session monthly
- 15-min sessions per employee
- Dedicated Neckspert assigned
- Session summary report
Residency
- Two 4-hour sessions per month
- 20-min sessions per employee
- Same Neckspert every visit
- Ergonomic assessment included
- Monthly tension pattern report
Full Deployment
- Weekly on-site presence
- Multiple Necksperts deployed
- Full ergonomic consultation
- Ongoing protocol development
- Priority scheduling, all shifts
Corporate Chair Massage, Answered.
Item #1
TechNeckRx corporate packages start at $480/month for a monthly on-site visit for up to 8 employees, $980/month for a biweekly Residency for up to 20, and a custom quote for weekly Full Deployment. Every plan includes a dedicated Neckspert, on-site setup and a session report, with no per-employee copays.
Item #2
Tech neck is the chronic forward head posture caused by looking down at screens. Every degree of forward tilt increases load on the cervical spine; at 60 degrees the neck supports roughly 60 pounds of force. TechNeckRx treats it on-site with targeted chair massage of the upper trapezius, levator scapulae, suboccipitals and scalenes, plus an ergonomic assessment to fix the workstation setups causing it.
Item #3
No. Chair massage is done fully clothed, seated in a specialized massage chair, with no oils and no private room needed. Your Neckspert arrives with everything required, sets up in a quiet corner, and works through your team on a simple rotation. No intake forms and no individual booking.
Deploy a Neckspert™
to Your Office.
Tell us where you are, how many people are on your team, and when you want to start. We’ll match you with a Neckspert and get a session on the calendar.